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Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune

LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.