If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.