Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
Mynutzzhurtfromlaughing
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I once told a chemistry joke….sadly it got no reaction
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort