Mynutzzhurtfromlaughing

What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?

Miscarriage

Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣

Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

I once told a chemistry joke....sadly it got no reaction

What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?

Bubble 07

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort