Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Manga fan
Just a regular guy who likes anime and manga
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing they fast.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Rip boiled water you will be mist.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.