son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
Joshisboss
i am not
racist
gay
or judgemental or mental
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...