Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.