Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long."
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 'How?'"
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"