Fake Dagger wannabe, I appreciate the fact that you admire me so much that you want to be me, but honestly, go pound some sand, retard.
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You know what Mimi, to help you decide, I will change my plan. I will get Matt to ban you for calling people the N-word and spreading hate.
Mimi, you have two options to choose from before I delete every one of your posts and jokes.
Option 1: Admit you are alive and you lied about "committing suicide" and apologize for being such a retard.
Option 2: Leave immediately and never come back. If you decide to make a new account and fake that you're a "new person" I will know and I will delete the hell out of you.
Mimi, I know you are online. I will give you 10 minutes to decide before I execute my plan.
F*ck Black Lives Matter.
It should be All Lives Matter.
Tracking devices?
The anon who made this joke is still around. Anon, if you are seeing this, please comment.
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
Anon's unregistered account: https://worstjokesever.com/~Anonymous
If anybody has a problem with me, state them in the comments. That way I can deal with you personally so you can stop talking shit about me behind my back. That is if you really do have a problem with me. Otherwise, your good friend Chxl is lying and that people hate me.
I feel like the new polls thing is gonna become very annoying.
Imagine being a furry.
@LovelyPerv
@LovelyPerv
I am confused about how I lost 80 followers. Enlighten me if you can, please.
Guy Fact #4: Guys hate entitled, egotistical, self-centred, vegan, and obnoxiously feminist karens.
Guy Fact #8: Believe it or not, guys have feelings. They just have trouble showing it due to their extreme competitiveness and (in some cases) self-esteem issues. Men cry too. Don't forget that.
Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.
Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.
Guy Fact #3: When going up the stairs behind a girl, a guy will always look down.
Looks like we got another update. Thanks for, once again, improving the website, Matt!
For the boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoK_qhRrA8