How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Chuck Glisson
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song? Answer; Crimea River!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer; A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why does all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "Shit"?
Answer; Because HE SUCKS!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Answer; Roberto!
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer; Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 Jokes?
Answer; Because his mom is a whore!
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!