blach66

I am weid and its most lightly i will piss you off. Sooooooo.... Mee Mee Poosquidward squidwerdsquidward squidwerdsquidwardDid you hear about the movie constipation?Mee Mee PooMee Mee PooMee Mee Poo (also the memes you see I have made)

Registered on 3/1/2023 · 8 followers · Last active 1 year ago

An image from the game Among Us with a black crewmate pressing the emergency meeting button. The text on the image reads: "WHEN MY BROTHER PUTS THE MILK IN FIRST" and "EMERGENCY MEETING".

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

A black cat is standing on a white floor with its back arched. There is a small brown mouse on the floor in front of the cat. The text above the cat reads "FUCK ME," and the text below the cat reads "TOM NEEDS HIS EYES TESTED."

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

The image shows a close up of a dandelion plant growing in grass. The text says "My Boyfriend was just arrested for growing weed....."

The image shows a text message conversation. The first message says, "We had a deal, Logan, if you sent me Gary pictures, no waffles." The second message below says, "I FORGOT". Above the messages is the text "I need new friends."

Do you like my clash of clans user?

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

The image shows two frames of a character, Seymour Skinner, from The Simpsons. In the first frame he's walking with a thoughtful expression. Text above reads: "Me walking past the bathroom door." In the second frame his expression has changed to a worried look and the text above says: "Hearing my dad take a piss."

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

The image displays a diagram titled 'Types of Headaches'. Four bald heads are shown with different areas colored in red. The first head labeled 'Migraine' has the forehead area colored red. The second head labeled 'Hypertension' has the side of the head colored red. The third head labeled 'Stress' has a band across the forehead colored in red. The fourth head is fully colored in red and labeled 'Just fucking kill yourself'.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Hhhhmmmmmm?

An image of a mobile game advertisement shows many different stylized characters. The text reads, "1000+" and "Collect all children". A user commented, "There's something off with this but I can't see what it is."

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Alora💕