blach66

Are you the Twin Towers?

Because I want to smash you.

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!