Are you the Twin Towers? Because I want to smash you
blach66
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!