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blach66

I wanna kill this acc
Registered on 3/1/2023 · 8 followers · Last active 1 month ago
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blach66
2 years ago

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    An image of Homer Simpson looking out the window of his house. Text on top says, "POV: I watched home alone 3 weeks ago".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image shows two panels with Pingu. The top panel depicts Pingu as a simple stick figure with wide eyes and an open mouth, and the text above reads '*Me coming home from school*'. The bottom panel shows a closer, detailed image of Pingu with widened eyes and mouth agape in shock, along with the text 'Realising that my brother set fire to my underwear'.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A light brown dog with a pink collar is looking skeptically with one eyebrow raised. The text on the image reads "ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NOT SUGAR IN SUGAR FREE COKE".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image shows a cartoon of the Grim Reaper standing in front of four doors. Blood trails lead up to the first three doors labeled "Among us", "Roblox", and "Fortnite". The Grim Reaper is about to open the fourth door which is labeled "Wordle". Text on the image next to the Reaper says "Game murder".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man smiling with the text "I mugged someone." The second panel shows the same man with a shocked expression and the text "That someone was your wife."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image shows a ham sandwich. The text above says "Look its Asparagus".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago

    I think we can all relate

    The image shows a comparison of two social media profiles side-by-side. The left side is labeled "ME" and the right is labeled "MY FRIEND". "ME" has 35 followers, whereas "MY FRIEND" has 14.6K followers.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A picture shows two images of Keanu Reeves. The first one is a tall, upright version labeled "My brain outside of school." The second one is a much smaller version of the same person and is labeled "My brain inside of school."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image shows a distorted and zoomed-in face of the character Mr. Incredible with his tongue sticking out. Above his head the text reads: "When you see a kid you don't like outside of school:".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A cartoon image of Rick Sanchez, a character with light blue hair, is looking slightly to his right with a slightly smirking expression. He's holding a lollipop in his mouth. The text on top reads "Wanna go touch children?" and at the bottom it says "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A photo of a man in a suit with the text "HI I'M BOB" above his head and "MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO IS TO EAT 62-YEAR-OLD JANITORS" below him.
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