What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parents signature _________
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit