Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
I wish my grass was emo. So then it could cut itself.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
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Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
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Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball
Because no one misses them
Why do orphans play gta
So they can be wanted
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it
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