There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long" then the girl say’s " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you’ll never get it."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?
-No more tears.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parents signature _________
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween and then rail her in a spooky mask season
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.