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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it