What do you call a cow without legs? - ground beef...
Arik
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.