AIastor

Salutations! Good to be back on the air. (I would like to clarify, since many people seem to be confused, I am NOT Shy Dragon. She took up my identity when I went on a hiatus. I’m the ORIGINAL Alastor. I do not associate with that insufferable WRETCH. So stop comparing me to her.) Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one! Now...stay tuned