What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
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Send in the clowns
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What where your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old)
What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"