My girlfriend said i was a ped0phi1e
That's a big word for a 6 year old
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What do you call flat-chested emo?
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
what does the N and F in orphan stand for? No family
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
Why do orphans not know how to play base ball
because they don't know where home is
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
Where do orphams shop ???
Home bargains .
