What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
I'd call BlessedBrian a TOOL, but at least a tool serves a PURPOSE
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
