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Anonymous

?????? funny

When
I take 20 people to
watch an 18+ movie but
they don't let us in
E

mariotime

what the world is wrong with steve

Heroin Monkey

This is a golden photobomb. It only
appears once every 20,000 memes.
Like or have bad luck forever.

arsonisfun

me when i failed my chem test

me looking at my test
grade thinking I ate when in
fact the test ate me
2006
CN
20

blach66

Lukas
Just take a minute and think about Riley's
retarded hair cut
Shut up look at your greasy ass hair
Have you not released I don't give a
small singular shit about my hair
Lukas
There's probably shit in your hair
11:18 pm
* P
11:19 pm
BFFS
11:19 pm ✓
it looks better than whatever dead
raccoon has been super glued onto your
forehead
11:20 pm ✓
But
11:21 pm ✓
Yeah probably 11:21 pm ✓

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20

Alastor Jake ツ

I want that T-shirt

لا
20
YOURSELF
4
RTS
Reading
Japanese is
really easy.
You just
need to turn
your head
V sideways.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

MY FACE REVEAL!!!!! THANK TO SO MUCH TO 20 FOLLOWERS LOL

LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Roll dice
9
46
11
8 10 12 20
Roll
+1
Total 20

DADDY sus aka the king

get me to 20 followers for milk

Chri5

It says the truth

GO
KILL YOURSELF!!!!
20
akcamene.org

Toast ツ

Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901
I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money's gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what do? Drive a truck?
>>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 #
: Anonymous
>>819003901 #
Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber
Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops
were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure
this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing
and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

Manga fan

Meme:

Coming back to school
after the quarantine
Only 4 of us? We started with over 20

mariotime

run runnnnnnn

NEVE SEARCH FOR "DREAM
MASK SUS REMIX" ON YT
20
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

Jazzy💕

HAHAHA

Research has shown that
laughing for 2 minutes is just
as healthy as a 20 minute jog.
So now I'm sitting in the park,
laughing at all the joggers.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

when dad told you
to share snack with
your siblings
chips!
chips!
chips!
PE
yay!
Doritos
CHETTO
20
chips!
chips!
chips!

Headpool

Basic Pokémon
May
Transgender Pokémon.
30 HP
Suicidal Karen
Whine like a bitch about your problems and
suicidal tendencies (hopefully you'll annoy
the enemy and they'll retreat?)
weakness
Victimize
This attack only works if allied with a friend.
This creature has none, since it is utterly
repulsive. Making this attack useless.
resistance
20
retreat cost
+40
-40
If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run
away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN.
1995, 96, 98 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK. 1999 Wizards.
***

Headpool

Procrastination

Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes
Me: How about 30 minutes
Me: Just skip work
Me: Just quit your job

Heroin Monkey

20
Plans to create and worship
our leviathan lobster god. >
PUBLIC GROUP. 94 MEMBERS
Join Group
About
Lobsters do not stop growing and do not die
of old age. They die when they become too
large to properly molt.
We are going to take a lobster, help it molt
it's shell over several generations, and
create a leviathan god. Here we will plan our
gods birth and rise to divinity.

JOIN
GROUP!

LicksDePoleInWinter

Ignore line & ovals

Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
20 hrs.
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

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