Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Eva
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fell off.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'
Aliana so fat she can't fit throw a hola hop.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.