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Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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In all seriousness, some doughnuts don't have holes - ones with any kind of filling!

Your momma's so dumb, she climbed the glass wall to see what's on the other side.

Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a lay toilet!

Yo mama so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo mama so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

Yo mama so dumb she had to call the operator to get the number for 011.