what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
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Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
ur mom
What do you call a woman who is raped?
Vulnerable
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.