How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
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why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
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sick i lied i like big black men
“A:What do you call a sophisticated American? B:Canadian. A:Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B:They can't run that far”. «A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец. A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
GINGER!
Why do orphans get confused what ancient Egypt because he won’t know what a mummy is
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
Why can’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t run home
Why do orphans rob banks? Because they wanna feel wanted.
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker