whats the difference between an apple tree and an orphan, the apples get picked.
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uwu my balls says mommy wait what says jonny thats not my mommy
your forehead is so big it gets home 50 min before you do
Your mom so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
Why were the twin towers mad
They wanted pepperoni but got plane instead
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
why cant Asians play baseball
because they ate all the bats
Your forehead is so deep no even curry can shot from that deep
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.