Why do orphan like boomerangs?
A: because it come back unlike ther parents.
Why do orphan like boomerangs?
A: because it come back unlike ther parents.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: because he wanted to call someone to call daddy.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast? Because there is a red Sun in the sky
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
the death of JFK must have splattered on the news
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
what do you call a terrorist swimming? A bath bom
why can't orphan's be gay?
Because they can't call anyone there dad
Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrigerator.