What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
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They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why do orphan like boomerangs?
A: because it come back unlike ther parents.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: because he wanted to call someone to call daddy.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast? Because there is a red Sun in the sky
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch