Allan C.

I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore Linda".