Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
Allan C.
Lynx. For that cheap teenage smell, of desperation
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti. And she has no idea as to how she got there.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.