Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why can’t orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents won’t follow them
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
This native American won't stop talking shit about me, so I said "please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors".
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Wow my own joke Category I problem won’t remember this
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
I raped a girl and I liked it I hope my girlfriend won't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
