Wont

Wont jokes

People

  • People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

    I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

    Orphan

  • An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

    I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

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  • Butter

  • Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"

    Bob says, "Umm no."

    Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."

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  • Faker

  • "Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

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  • Human

  • Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

    Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

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  • Phone

  • The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

    Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

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  • Bf

  • If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

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