Wilt jokes
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Community talk
GENESIS 13 Abraham and Lot 1And Abram went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and all that he had, and Lot with him, into the south. 2And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold. 3And he went on his journeys from the south even to Beth-el, unto the place where his tent had been at the beginning, between Beth-el and Hai; 4unto the place of the altar, which he had made there at the first: and there Abram … Read more