What Do You Read on Halloween? jokes

What's a witch's favorite subject?

What do you read on Halloween?

Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Why are skeletons so calm?

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.