What Do You Read on Halloween? jokes

What's a witch's favorite subject?

What do you read on Halloween?

Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Why are skeletons so calm?

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.