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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The anonymous poster lists a series of things they are not obsessed with such as NFTs, being transphobic or a nazi, male hierarchies, Twitter, pop stars, and annoying youtubers. The poster concludes that life is good and encourages others not to be dumbasses.

House

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Schedule

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

6 AM

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows a split comparison of two characters. On the left, it shows a light-skinned woman with blonde hair wearing a white gown. On the right, a woman with dark curly hair is shown in a dark outfit holding a wand. The text above each image reads "People who wake up at 6AM" and "People who are still awake at 6AM" respectively.

Christmas

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

A white cat with a wide open mouth, showing its teeth and tongue. The text on the image reads: "OMG WAKE UP!! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" and "memegenerator.net".

Night

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me everyday

The image shows a text overlay and an image of Baby Yoda. The text says: "Wakes up in the middle of the night", "Me: Please don't be 6 a.m.", "Clock: 2:30 am", "Me:". Below the text, Baby Yoda has a surprised expression.

Pov

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

POV: me when i wake up

A man with pigtails, unnaturally wide eyes and a large grin showing his teeth. The text says: "POV: me when i wake up."

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Nap

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Comment this emoji 🤣 if you can relate

Spider-Man is doing a weird stretch in a cartoonish style in front of a brick wall. The image is captioned with the text: "When you wake up from a 3 hour nap and do that weird stretch thing."

Girl

GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Video Game

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

Jake the Dog from Adventure Time lying back happily in a basket couch holding a game controller plugged into BMO while gaming early in the morning surrounded by snacks.

Nap

Im not sure · 3 years ago

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."

Ohio

9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Ohio

A map of the US showing a state highlighted, with the text "Japanese when they wake up:" above it. The highlighted state is Ohio.

Charger

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

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A picture of Kevin Hart looking sad and disappointed, with the text "How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in."

Story

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Planet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

Cash

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Daily Noud' stating, 'Tyler, The Creator just found out the tooth fairy is not real. He was reportedly upset after waking up to no cash under his pillow.' Below the text are two images side-by-side. On the left, a photo of a man, Tyler, The Creator, wearing a baseball cap and a pinstriped shirt, looks with a confused or displeased expression. On the right, a cartoon illustration of a tooth fairy with blonde hair, a tiara, blue dress, and wings, holding a magic wand and a tooth, floating on a cloud under a crescent moon.

Nap

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

on school days too..

A person with messy hair looking tired. The text on the image says: "When you go for a 20 minute nap and wake up 7 hours later."

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person looks out of a window. The text above the image says: How I wake up knowing that I've got 0 political beliefs and just say things to annoy people.

Dream

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

The image shows a warrior looking defeated after waking up from a dream, accompanied by the text "POV: You wake up from a dream where you had everything..."

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