Unrelated jokes
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Your adopted.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
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The True Dagger
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Not that the four people online or most of you at all give a shit but two announcements. One being I am finally going to be moving out of an abusive situation and two (for unrelated reasons) I will be on hiatus for a little while so I can get over some shit. Said hiatus will start at 7:30 pm my time
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