Train Stop jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

Stop.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn't!

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.