The jokes
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.