The jokes
I'm just gonna say it, and don't get offended, but I'm so sick of the media being on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.
Yes, women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth, etc.
But men have it pretty hard too, if not harder. Males are criticized for showing emotions.
Men have to go to war on the front lines.
Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.
Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer, meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.
Man-rape is unheard of in the media, and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.
We are expected to gather up our guts [and] ask a girl to be their girlfriend. We have to take them on dates, pay the bill, [and] buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months' worth of the money the man has made.
And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.
It's because most males do not want females to get hurt, yet we are criticized for this.
I propose an idea that on the 19th of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work, etc.
Who's going to put out all the fires? The two "firewomen" at the local fire station? Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?
Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.
(This event can be done worldwide.)
Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.
(I'm not against feminism; it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.
But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want, and never get criticized or face any consequences.)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.