Teepee jokes

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.