
Teepee jokes
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...