Taxation jokes
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
get this one guys
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
