Taurus

Taurus jokes

Mother

  • I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

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  • Zodiac time :)

    ♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.

    ♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.

    ♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.

    ♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.

    ♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.

    ♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.

    ♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.

    ♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.

    ♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21

    ♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19

    ♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18

    ♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20