Taker jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
you.
Blue Takis?
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
