Taker jokes

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Blue Takis?

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)