
Taker jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
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Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
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Blue Takis?
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
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