Sushi restaurant jokes
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
馃槼
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.