Sushi restaurant jokes

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee.