Stop horsing around

Stop horsing around jokes

Animal

  • I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

    Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

    Welp, that’s it.

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  • Horse

  • So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

    Get it? "Horse-ing."

    Horse

  • So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

    I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.

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  • Horse

  • A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

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