Step Mom jokes

My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

My dad and I were fishing one day.

That’s where he met my stepmom.

What did the orphan say to his stepmom?

"I need help."