Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
