Srry jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
no meme srry
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Like if your best friend is emo.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Community talk
Hi guys, I just wanted to say I am srry for the stuff I sent and the stuff I wrote about doggo lover. I should have said these things earlier, and I want everyone to know it was not personal. It was a joke that I took too far.
Hey guys im.srry about earlier today i high and when I'm high I'm stuiped as fuck and I do stuiped shit like that I srry about the meat pics I won't send them ever again go head ban if u want idc im.just srry i.just srry for who every got uncomfortable I will never do that shit again.
Hi guys im.back srry I was gone I toke a break from.this site