Srry jokes

Alphabet

    • Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

    I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

    (Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

    (Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

    What letter is really hot? T

    C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

    ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

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    Message

    • Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

    Gunshot

    • Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

    The sir: My children will be devastated.

    Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

    The sir: Whatever it takes.

    *Suppressed gunshots*

    Srry memes
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    Emo kid

    • I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

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    Community talk

    • Hi guys, I just wanted to say I am srry for the stuff I sent and the stuff I wrote about doggo lover. I should have said these things earlier, and I want everyone to know it was not personal. It was a joke that I took too far.

    • Hey guys im.srry about earlier today i high and when I'm high I'm stuiped as fuck and I do stuiped shit like that I srry about the meat pics I won't send them ever again go head ban if u want idc im.just srry i.just srry for who every got uncomfortable I will never do that shit again.

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