Somone jokes

Someone stole my balls :(

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Like if you know someone is emo.

like if you know someone that is emo.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.