Somone jokes

Someone stole my balls :(

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Like if you know someone is emo.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

like if you know someone that is emo.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!