So jokes
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.