Skeletal System jokes

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?