Shaken jokes
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Community talk
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more