I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
