Shaken jokes
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."
Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Jenga.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Community talk
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more